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IN ORDER TO FIND OUT MORE YOU MUST USE THE MYSTICAL DROP DOWN MENU OF POWER! WHICH CAN ONLY BE ACCESSED VIA THE ANCIENT MEDIUM OF HOVERING THE MOUSE OVER THE ABOUT “TAB” TILL THE MENU DROPS DOWN IN FEAR OF YOUR SHEAR MIGHT! THEN WITH ALL THE STRENGTH YOU CAN MUSTER YOU MUST PLACE THE FINAL BLOW ON EITHER THE “ABOUT ME” OR “ABOUT THE SITE” OPTIONS! IF YOU CAN DO THIS YOU ARE TRULY READY TO FACE THE WASTLELANDS OF THE INTERNET!*

*Probably not though as the internet is full of mean people who survive off licking the tears of fragile and weak people like me, content to spend our days reading webcomics and looking at other artists tumblr’s rather than arguing over who wore it better or whatever the latest trend is.